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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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