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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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