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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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