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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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