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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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