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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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