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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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