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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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