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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖
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