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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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