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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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