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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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