Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.