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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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