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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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