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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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