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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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