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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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