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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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