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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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