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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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