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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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