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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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