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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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