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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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