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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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