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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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