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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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