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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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