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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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