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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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