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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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