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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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