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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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