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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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