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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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