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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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