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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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