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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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