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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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