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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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