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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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