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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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