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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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