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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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