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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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