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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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