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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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