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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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