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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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