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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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