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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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