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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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