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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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