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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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