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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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