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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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