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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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