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Pet death

My aunt Emily had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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